Category: Life

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Rrriiiiinnnnggg, rrriiiinnnngg, “Hello?” “Hi honey. This is Daddy. Is Mommy near the phone?” “No, Daddy She’s upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Johnnie.” After a brief pause, Daddy says, “But honey, you haven’t got an Uncle Johnnie.” “Oh yes I do, and he’s upstairs in the room with Mommy, Right now.” Brief Pause. “Uh, okay …

A Woman’s Poem

He didn’t like the casserole And he didn’t like my cake, He said my biscuits were too hard Not like his mother used to make. I didn’t perk the coffee right He didn’t like the stew, I didn’t mend his socks The way his mother used to do. I pondered for an answer I was …

Home safety tips for baby

Dangers in the home are the leading cause of accidental injury and death for children ages 6 months to 16 years. Babies will get into everything! Look for dangers and child proof in advance. Take some time to go through your entire home. Get a kid’s eye view and look at potential dangers through a …

Perfect Husband

I read this at a work at home forum, have to write it down. 🙂 Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a Bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker- function and Begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen. MAN: “Hello” …

Leappad

Johnny was playing with the LeapPad while I was cooking dinner in the kitchen. Suddenly Johnny said: “Hi Mom, I know where Georgia lives!!”. (Georgia is the little girl in Johnny’s kindergarten class, also ride on the same bus with him.). I was little surprised and I said really? Then Johnny said yes mommy, come …