Why did the chicken cross the road?

Why did the chicken cross the road? SARAH PALIN: Before it got to the other side, I shot the chicken, cleaned and dressed it, and had chicken burgers for lunch. BARACK OBAMA: The chicken crossed the road because it was time for a change! The chicken wanted change! JOHN MC CAIN: My friends, that chicken […]
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Spell Checker Blues

Eye halve a spelling chequer It came with my pea sea It plainly marques four my revue Miss steaks eye kin knot sea. Eye strike a key and type a word And weight four it two say Weather eye am wrong oar write It shows me strait a weigh. As soon as a mist ache […]
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Rrriiiiinnnnggg, rrriiiinnnngg, “Hello?” “Hi honey. This is Daddy. Is Mommy near the phone?” “No, Daddy She’s upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Johnnie.” After a brief pause, Daddy says, “But honey, you haven’t got an Uncle Johnnie.” “Oh yes I do, and he’s upstairs in the room with Mommy, Right now.” Brief Pause. “Uh, okay […]
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A Woman’s Poem

He didn’t like the casserole And he didn’t like my cake, He said my biscuits were too hard Not like his mother used to make. I didn’t perk the coffee right He didn’t like the stew, I didn’t mend his socks The way his mother used to do. I pondered for an answer I was […]
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Perfect Husband

I read this at a work at home forum, have to write it down. 🙂 Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a Bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker- function and Begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen. MAN: “Hello” […]
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